First, and most importantly, Todd Goldman is an art thief. Click the image to the left for more info. This makes me so mad I could spit. Give'em hell, Shmorky!

Ugh. Holidays suck the life right out of me. I left my house at 8:30am yesterday morning and didn't get home until 7pm. It's like a work-day! I fully expect to see this reflected in my paycheck next week. Grr... But hey, it's Monday, and that means new comics, so that's good I guess, right? Something I forgot to mention last Friday was that avid Ugly Hill reader and globe-trotting platypus biologist/adventurer Benjamin Hayden is auctioning off his entire set of hand-made Ugly Hill figures on Ebay! We're splitting the profits on this one; I came up with the ideas, and he did all the work. I could get used to this! The auction ends soon, so if you want'em, make sure to put in your bid. Hey here comes a bunch of links! T-shirts, Viper Comics, Message Board, email. I'm going to assume you know what to do with those. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got two pieces of pumpkin pie, one piece of chocolate cake, and three brownies to digest. Yeah, that's right. Three.

I don't even care.