I admit it. As a kid, I used to dress up as a superhero. A blanket, a sheet, a towel -- it didn't matter -- wrap it around your shoulders and, whammo, everyone knew you were there to fight crime.

Of course, superheroes also tended to wear their underwear as outerwear. I tried the underwear outside the clothes once, but Mom quickly put a kibosh to that idea. Mom may have had high hopes for my future, but even she knew I would never amount to a superhero.