Every crew needs some one to lead them, to steer them towards adventure and Mings is that man.
Assembling a crew of faithful friends, in some cases despite his better judgement. Mings fearlessly
leads his merry band into the unknown in search of fortune and fame. He is a capable leader and
sailor and is probably the most competent man about his ship.
His only weakness (known only to his closest friends) is Lettuce. The man would throw
his own grandma to the sharks for the tasty green stuff.
“Moron” best describes this crewman. His knack for finding trouble has been both blessing
and bane for the crew (usually the latter). Mings keeps him around because he’s fiercely loyal
and fearless, knowing full well that he can send Pat anywhere without question.
When danger looms, Barnacleshanks is usually sent in when others won’t step forward. It is then
that Pat shines and shows probably his only quality.
Rumored to have been born with a bottle of rum in both hands Brian was given the nickname Rumbelly by
his own mom. Able to out drink even the giants from the north, Rumbelly has taken it upon himself to
live up to his name. He bears the scars of battles past and now sports 2 peg legs from his last post.
After returning to port he accepted the title of Master at arms with The Murkybottom Mauraders.
Not much to say here. Pretty much your typical one dimensional pirate type. Mean, Money-grubbing,
and has poor hygiene.
El-Capitan, the third, is evil to his monkey core. Sailing the seas with his unreliable hoard of
chimp buccaneers he searches far and wide for power and wealth. Secretly searching to replace his
crew with more sea-worthy scallywags, El-Capitan sails from port to port using the legendary map
of Sanchez Ortega Lamancha to try and persuade more fierce pirates to join his cause in seeking out
the hidden treasure.
No one but El-Capitan knows how the map came into his possession or weather it is real but El-Capitan
swears by it.
Too Mysterious at present for a insightful bio.
Scabs hates everyone. He was even pissed at his mom for giving birth to him. The only thing he likes at all is, Anger.
Ben was Murkybottoms first choice when it came to getting a medic onboard. Stout, trustworthy, fearless all of these describe Ben. A real straight shooter this one is. He has good leadership abilities if needed and doesn't mind taking some of the work on himself. Probably the most honest chap you'll ever meet........hey wait, what the heck is this guy doing on a pirate boat.......Im sure he'll meet his end in some horrible fashion.
Cornelious has been around ships his whole life. Now that he's getting up there in age he took a position as an advisor to help secure himself "One last Score" so that he can retire and pursue his dream of becoming a lazy poop throwing chimp (that was a little low brow humor, even for me). The biggest problem is El-Capitan. Refusing to listen to Cornelious has cost the crew countless hours at sea, not to mention man power.
One of the endless Hoard of Primates searching for the lost treasure, Crazy Nipple is amongst the most dangerous of the crew. Hardened by years of abuse on the school playground, he has become a very dangerous foe that should not be underestimated. Plus in case you missed it, he has one very strange Nipple.
Who cares. After all he's dead.
Hornblower has traveled farther than most have ever dreamed of going. Chosen to help map out the pirates journey and because his skills were essential in copying the map from El-Capitan. Hornblower is armed with a fierce Unibrow and a curved dagger that has been passed down for generations in his family. He plans to make a name for himself and make the ladies swoon with his manly physique.
A crusty Pirate if ever there be one. He would steal the umbilical cord of a unborn child if he though he could make a profit off it. Did i mention he was crusty and a thief?
A real free thinker. Dreams of a world without a government and does his part to make sure that happens (hence the life of a pirate).
Spends most of his time reading and beating the crap out of Barnacleshanks for bothering him. Little known fact is that he is the hairiest of the pirates.
Summoned to the Chambers of the 3 Witches, Justin was givin the power to transform into a mythical bat creature and sent to stop the future destruction of the witches home from happening. But Justin got bored and decided to grab a man-snack and leave without finishing off the crew. He now roams the world in search of 300 bands he can join.
Matt is the most instable of the crew (yes even more than Pat). His crazy theories about life, and what is edible have made him the target of much ridicule amongst the crew. But he may get the last laugh.
He's bald and mean.
He doesnt buy into the whole "Happy Holidays" hoopla. It's CHRISTMAS YOU IDIOTS. What do you think your celebrating.
Probably won't be visiting any of the pirates this year on a count of villainy.
Constantly making fun of people (whether he thinks there a stupid ghost or not) Smithy was not missed when he passed from this life into the next..........or did he?
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