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Sunday, March 30, 2008

A Rough Hand Job

Sometimes when I sleep I lay on my hands and then i wake up and I can't feel them. When this happens I am usually in the middle of a dream and so I think my hands have been cut off so I start flailing them. Eventually the feeling comes back, but not without ruining a few beside lampshades!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Sock It To Me, Baby

If I were to live in a sock, would you judge me? I think it might be smelly at first, but I'd get used to it. The warmth to smell ration might be worth it. It would be lonely though, unless I got an extra big sock for others to come party with me. That would be my kind of sock. It might increase the smell, though.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Smaller Air Passage

I'm not allergic to much. Just cats. For the longest time I thought I was allergic to tylenol and peanut butter, but I think they were just gross so I threw up. But cats make me itchy, sniffly, and sneezy. No fun. If you have cats, I'm not coming over.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Tumor Beats Paper

I am the rock paper scissors king. I always win. One time someone came up to me and was like "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT, but watch out I never lose." I bet him 9 times out of 10 (the one time I didn't win was because I was asleep).

Sunday, March 16, 2008

My Nose Is Running Like Water

My nose tends to itch a lot and people sometimes think I'm pickin for boogs. They are WRONG. That's gross. I just itch, okay? It may be due to boogers, but that doesn't mean I wanna be touchin em. I just don't want em to itch. Is that really too much to ask? God, people. Get with it.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

You're In Nation

Aww, today is friday the 14th. So close to Friday the 13th! I was holding my breath, but then sorely disappointed. Speaking of holidays, the church (pick whichever church you like best) moved St. Patrick's Day up to TOMORROW. So I hope you celebrate your irishness and get luckier for it. I don't need to because I'm already overflowing with luck.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Pick Pocket!!!

NO TALKING NOW. TOO EXCITED. I THINK MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

I am so lazy at talking.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Monkey School

I don't go to normal school. I was too smart for that so now I go to cartoon school and that is harder than normal school. I am not too smart for cartoon school. But almost.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

I Can't Believe This Sandwich

I ate a sandwich today! It was chicken. The chicken had been dead for a while, though. So it was somewhat unlike this sandwich, but no less delicious. I have sniffly sneezes now. I don't think there is a relation between the chicken and the sneezes, but there's no way to be sure.