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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Backscratcher

I have been reading a lot of old newspaper comics and really love the black and white feel to the art, so I am going to try and draw like that for a while. Some comics will be in color every once in a while too, though. So don't worry if you like those.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

No More Cancer

I accidentally posted a black and white strip on Friday, but it wasn't supposed to go up until this week I realized. I am trying out some black and white newspaper-format strips just for giggles because they are fun and I like old newspaper comics. I have a couple more color ones that were supposed to go up first that I overlooked, so you get those first.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Yo-yo Tricks

I'm asleep, so I will tell you about these black and white thingers on Monday. Nighty night.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Licky Icky Sticky

Bugs are kind of icky. Not always, but usually. Some freak me out and make me have to step on them because they are in my room all the time. Tiny spiders sometimes that bite me in the night and make me itch, I am not a fan of. Do you think bugs are icky? Changes are, you do. Double chances if you are a girl.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

So Much Grace

I am an expert dancer. I can jump, jive, twist, and shout. You just watch. One day you will see me standing there, possibly with a ribbon in my hair. And you will know what I mean. When I tell you. That I'm the dancing queen.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Blood Jacuzzi

Make sure when you tamper with your skin that the skin doesn't have a good chance of leaving. That is when you know you are in trouble, when your skin packs up and leaves. It also makes things a lot redder.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Treatin' The Ladies

Politics are for the bathroom, not the bedroom. I eat politics like you for breakfast. And then I poop it out. Which is why all my politics go into the bathroom.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Don't Call Me It

I have been watching lots of movies lately. I am starting on a crappy little short film for school. It will be animated. It will be very short. I am going to start writing it this week. I will show you when it's done. This summer. THIS SUMMER. PREPARE TO POOP YOUR PANTS. At a theater near you.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Pee On The Beach

I have times where I have to pee all the freaking time. I drink lots of water normally and I usually get used to it and don't hafta pee that much after a while, but for some reason when I don't drink as much water I pee drastically more. My body doesn't make sense at all.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Public Nudity

Shopping with girls is a lot different than shopping alone if you are a guy. Girls must try on everything, which is fine since my clothes don't fit half the time regardless of whether I try them on or not. And they must go to every store if they actually like the store or not. Just in case. The amount of time spent in the stores is amplified by 10 if there are sales going on. I only go shopping when I know exactly what I need. I can get done shopping in 15 minutes if I need to. But I also don't own enough clothes.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Just a Hummingbird

I can't really talk right now. I am watching Superbad for the 50th time this month and school starts today so I must get prepared.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Love, Useful?

Word of the day is: poop baba-loop.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

no pants, no restaurant

Still hungover from New Year's? Maybe this site will help. It is what today's comic is based on.