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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Death Rhymes With Breath

Did you have a nice Christmas? I hope you got lots of socks and checks from your grandparents. If you are like me, you have such great trouble trying to think of ways to spend all that money you raked in thanks to Jesus that you might need a little help thinking of ideas of some goods to buy. I don't want you to think you dress shabby, but maybe you could spend that money to start dressing a little fancier

Thursday, December 27, 2007

A Lesser Actor

I am going to be a Hollywood big-shot soon. I was born in California, and like most other native Californians I believe it is my birthright for the audience of the world to give me billions of dollars for dressing up and acting like myself in front of Michael Bay. You just wait.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Think How Lucky He Would Be If He Had A Cheeseburger Instead!

Goodbye Christmas, hello 2008! Christmas was fun. I got lots of fun presents and it was nice. I forgot to drink hot cocoa, but I unwrapped some gifts, built a gingerbread house, destroyed a gingerbread house, and then watched a movie about an ADVENTURE. It was pretty rad. I'm sure your's was too.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The Beginning Is Much More Delicious Than The End

IT'S GETTIN' DOWN TO THE WIRE, FOLKS. What am I talking about? I'm talking about Christmas, that's what I'm talking about! I hope you finished shopping for all your presents for you pals and family and babes. I know I have. If you haven't and you are still trying to find that one special gift, t-shirts are always a nice option! Have a good hump day!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

He Was An Organic Musician

Not much to say today. I have been feeling under the weather and just resting and taking a break for the holidays. There is lots of pretty snow outside but it sure is cold. I am going to go curl up in a ball now.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kryptonite Doesn't Kill Supes, Lex Kills Supes

Sometimes I eat way too much ice cream. Too much as in half of my diet. Sometimes I just need to not eat ice cream. Right now is one of those times. Tummy aches are no fun, peoples.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

If You Spin A Color Wheel Backwards You Will See Satan

Hey I know I have asked this before, but does anyone know how to make puppets of Muppet quality? I have a project. I also have links to some tutorials if you are good at crafts and know how to sew, work with foam, cut foam, and glue foam with other types of fabric. If you have any interest, please email me. Thanks, folks.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Detroit Rock Kissy

I never played those kissy games when I was little. That is weird and stuff you do when you're all growned up. When I was little I went on adventures and explored castles under the sea and rode Sea Ponies. Those were the days. I never adventured in Detroit, but I imagine it would be like kissing a monkey.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

I Support the Surprise Party

I do not follow politics in any way. I did high-five Obama though. He was a weak high-fiver. Speaking of politics, I just watched Superbad again and if McLovin was running for president I don't know if I'd vote for him, but I'd definitely high-five him. I probably would high-five him even if he wasn't.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Grass Is Like Carpet and Bearskin Rugs Will Eat You

Guys, my finger really hurts and I can't figure out why. Maybe it was because I went outside yesterday. It sure is cold. And there's a little snow out there now! I'm a fan of snow at Christmas time. It is pretty and fun. I just watched some Christmas cartoons, and I suggest you go and do the same! Happy December.