Too busy to talk too much today. Have a good weekend and get ready for December! That means dress warm, prepare your hot cocoa ovens, and pull up your stockings! Ta ta!

Man, why do books have to be so heavy? And it's funny that the heaviest books are the ones you have for school when you have to carry a bunch of them around everyday. No wonder so many people have bad backs. I don't read much, but it seems that the few books I do have and like are really really big. Like 20lb books. Those are some big books. Most of them don't even fit inside a backpack. Good thing I don't read very much.

My roommate was wearing a very handsome shirt today. You guys could be handsome too! Or maybe even really super cute if you happen to be a girl! The shirt I am talking about can be purchased here to put me through school!

Some people work a lot for money or whatever and some even enjoy it! But I am not big on "jobs" or "working". I don't have a whole lot of time to do that. I really spend a good chunk of my day being me and trying to make the me that is there even more like me. It is hard to get that me out there and to emphasize it, but I do what I can and it seems to be working out so far.

Why do monkeys not have hair on their face when even humans, who are not QUITE as hairy as monkeys, have hair on their face? Monkeys are pretty sweet. I want one to wear a tiny white 3-piece suit. And then do the charleston. While bringing me juice. While "raising the roof."

It's kind of like if you were a really racist person, but then you learned the person you were racist against wasn't actually that race, but just looked like it because of a disease? Well, if you were really that racist you could argue that being that race itself was a disease, but that's just being hypothetical racist and we don't have people like that anymore. It is not in fashion. But hypothetically, I bet you would feel really bad when you found out they were just sick.

Speaking of nudey flicks. I saw Beowulf this weekend and it seemed that everytime he wanted to fight something he had to take off all of his clothes. It was only fair since all monsters are naked as well. And speaking of Beowulf, it is a horrible horrible film with a script almost as bad as it's motion-captured animation. I don't see what all the hooplah is about. It was basically a dumbed down Shrek.

See you Wednesday!

I wanna be stunt double. I am halfway there, all I need to learn how to do now is land a triple backflip barrel roll on a motorcycle while on fire and being shot at by gangsters. The gangsters are also on fire.

I don't know what the big deal is in Hollywood about getting your face lifted. Faces are supposed to be right in the center of your face. Why would you want it on your forehead? I guess you could have a better view of clouds and know when to jump out of the way of bird poopoo. But then again if you are blinking, your mouth is just that much closer to the droppings. That is not worth it.

I'm too busy trying to find the new Mario game for Wii today to talk to you hipsters out there in CyberTVland. Be back wednesday.

Maybe.

I like movies lots. I may even go to film school next year. Right now I am doing studying film animation. People make movies out of that too! Pretty much all the stuff I do seems to have to do with movies. The only reason I really do a comic is for the hopes that some day 20th Century Fox will buy the rights and make a live action court drama film starring Steven Segal as Randall and Meryl Streep as Kidnemo.

Hey guys! I am not a huge fan of fishing. I think it is pretty boring to be honest. I do like explosions though. If someone invented a fishing rod that used TNT as bait, I think I would go on more fishing trips. I have been animating up a storm this week and will continue to do so until Christmas. I am sleepy.

It's true, I do like to go giraffing. But what I like even more is spelunking. It's not because I like to be in dark wet caves and look for mole people. No, it's because my new favorite animal is the Spelunk.

This comic may be a little too nerdy for some people,but I hope you won't hold that against me. I do not play Dungeons and Dragons, but if I did I would use all of my equipment to get food like sandwiches. Maybe a grilled cheese. Speaking of which, I just made myself a grilled cheese. I used my Frying Pan of Excellence and my Spatula of Eternal Glory in order to cook it. It was a good grilled cheese sandwich.