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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Veja Du Is When You're Dyslexic

Halloweeeeeeen. Ghooooooosts. Wiiiiitches. Mooooonsters. OoooooOoOoOoo! Today is one of my favorite days of the year. There are ghoulish little creatures running around, things are on fire, everything is spooky and (black) magical. I sure do like it. But on the subject of deja vu, I have it a lot. I dream stuff and then it comes true the next day, or sometimes a few days later! And I notice it happening, but there's nothing I can do about it! That proves I have no free will. But that's okay, I usually don't notice too much.

Have a spooky day!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

It's Like Christmas For Your Mouth

Man, this is totally how I've been feeling this past week since Hallow's Ween is coming up. We have had candy lying around so I would take one or two pieces of each kind I liked up to my desk and munch on them for a while. This happened everytime I went passed the kitchen. I think I am done until next Hallow's Ween.

If you still need last minute costume ideas, I think you would look great as someone wearing this shirt.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

H20 Noes

Here is my mini-surprise of the day. The art is a little different. There are outlines now. I'm sure a lot of you might think it doesn't look as good, and you may be right! But it gives me more freedoms and is more fun to draw. Plus, it gets better and you will get used to it and love it soon. Just hang with me. Have a good weekend, and see you on Monday.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Night Time Light Time

Hello kiddos. One of my least favorie problems in life is when my hands are out. Luckily that doesn't happen much anymore because I have those special bulbs installed. You guys should come by again on Friday to see something interesting. Our monkey friend is gonna have a facelift.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

A Multicolor Experience

I like games that you can play in the school yard. I always wonder if an adult made up these games to teach to kids or if the kids were clever enough to create it themselves. Also, what if a kid is colorblind and he can't tell the difference between you screaming yellow light or green light? This game is kind of prejudice.

Shirts anyone?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Who Do Voodoo? You do.

I used to go to church occasionally, but not anymore. My religious beliefs do not allow me to wake up that early on Sunday mornings. However, I never drank Mountain Dew. I never liked it, and now I don't even drink soda at all! What a freak, right? Speaking of which, you know why church's always ask you to give them money? So the priest can buy more Mountain Dew, naturally.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'm Waiting For Presents

I am horribly horribly bad at waiting for things. It is so bad that sometimes when I wait too long and feel so unbearable about it I start to feel nauseous.. Fun, isn't it? This usually only happens when I have to wait for something I don't really want to be waiting for, which is the worst form of waiting. Yes, so bad that I even want to throw up.

If you happen to throw up on your shirt, you could always buy a new one from our store.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Upgrades Aren't Always Good

Boy, do I love pranks! One of the best pranks I have ever seen was when someone reassembled someone else's car one night so the wheels were attached to the roof and the inside of the seats/steering wheel were attached to the ceiling so the car could be driven while the frame of it is upside down!

Okay, I didn't really see that happen, but it would be a pretty sweet prank! I actually would not mind having that car. I would attach a crow's nest to the top like on a pirate ship to spy on enemy upside-down-cars.

But for me becoming a lady would be a pretty upsetting prank to receive. I mean I took classes in middle school so I kind of have an idea of how it all works, but I would still be too afraid to take that first leap. It would be harder to pee on a bush and I am just not cool with that.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Off to the Hoo-hah Doctor!

It is kind of not fair that girls have special doctors to poke around in their naughty bits and not us fellas. Or do we? I am not entirely sure. I have never been to one because my body works 100% a-okay, but I am kind of curious. I made this comic a couple weeks ago, but coincidentally 2 nights ago someone asked me this exact question. I just pointed them to this to answer their question. They were still a bit skeptical. They are not true believers.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Guest Time 2007: Jessica McLeod

Jessica McLeod does cute comics too. There seems to be a trend of a lot of really cute comics coming out lately. Most of them by girls. Unfortunately, a lot of them aren't much more than cute. But Jessica's comics are way more than cute! They are cute and awesome.

That does it for the guest week! We missed a comic because someone got extremely busy and hurt himself wrestling or something! But that's okay. He will make it up to me some day. But he should be making it up to you! So go tell him to give you free money!a

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Guest Time 2007: Joe Dunn

Today's masterpiece is by the one and only Joe Dunn! Give him a hand, ladies and gentleman! Besides our good friend Ryan, Joe is the king of guest comics. I guess that means he's the Vice Prez. I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Joe has done his fair share of guest comics in the past, and every single one is deliciously amazing. And he does a ton of webcomics himself. Go check some of them out!

Guest strips all week long! So keep checking back every day!

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