Hello folks and folkettes! It's the week I start school and get settled and take a little break from comic making to share some presents from friends o' mine! This year's guest week is super swell with some awesome strips by my pals. Come back every single day this week to see a brand new comic! Even tomorrow which is Tuesday and there aren't normally comics tomorrow, which may blow your mind but just bear with me and try it out please!

To start it off, here's one by my good ol' pal Jamie Dee Galey. He is a super swell sorta guy that likes to draw comics and drink boozers. He also let me come to his house and play his video games during comic con this year! And his lady made me dinner! Isn't that totally awesome? Yeah, he's a good guy!

Laying down is most certainly awesome. Everyone should get a job standing for 10 hours a day and then they will really appreciate laying down at night. I don't really have a job right now, and when I do work on stuff it is while sitting on my big butt. No wonder I haven't slept as well lately! I don't really like shopping that much either. Mostly because I never have much money, otherwise I would.

I am a man who does the whole sleeping thang. I am not a man who does the sleeping around thing. That is where bad things happen! Hitler slept around and look how he turned out. I do enjoy sleeping though. I have not slept too well lately, but I have been working on it. I woke up extra early today so I would have an easier time falling asleep tonight. That is kind of a crazy idea; take away sleep to give it back. I hope it works.

I bet being a monster would be a great job. It would be fairly low stress because you could get all your built up anxiety out on the kid. You could experiment with different ways to scare the kid. You could just old fashioned growl or explain the government to him. Something like that. There are two problems about being a child's monster though. The kid will eventually grow up and will defeat you with logic and the realities of the world that tell him you aren't there. And secondly, you are coming out of the closet every night.

It's getting cold outside. Maybe you should start wearing some clothes. Can I recommend a shirt?

Ice cream is one of those things that it is really really hard to realize you're eating too much of it before your stomach expands and becomes a ice cream balloon. This balloon can soar over islands and exotic countries until it floats so high into the atmosphere that it pops and ice cream falls down for all the children to dance in. It would be like it was snowing, but much much more delicious.

Why not go check out the t-shirts in the store?

I almost moved to Mexico once! I was going to go live in something called a "cartoon commune." It was gonna be real swank but then I didn't go! Oh well, no pinatas for me! Maybe next time!

The art looks a little different today, don't it folks?! No, no, I didn't just improve my drawing and writing skills over the weekend. I just got a little present from our good friend Ryan Estrada! He's a really swell guy and my pal. He just moved to Mexico with a fantastic lad named John Campbell who just started up his daily comic called Pictures for Sad Children. He is also totally rad! And they are starting a business today called the Cartoon Commune where you can go and buy your very own custom made comics! Go check it out, it's super awesome!

Man sometimes you get so so very hungry that it feels like your stomach is eating away at itself. What if it was and eventually it just swallowed your entire body whole? Man, that would be something. Eventually it would turn you inside out and you would just be a little fleshy sack. But that wouldn't stop it for long. You would get hungry again eventually and your stomach would end up eating itself! This would cause a rip in the space-time continuum and your body would be hurled through cyberspace at a rate of 1.21jiggawatts/sec.

Don't forget our awesome new shirts got printed and look really great. Go browse them in our store!

Sometimes I feel like I'm cheating when I do not change one word from what someone said and turn it into a comic. Someone actually said these words, no lie. Also, the t-shirts that we are selling in the store got printed and are on sale and you should all buy one because they are pretty neat and make you less naked! Trust me, no one wants to see that.

I think if a rabbit was going to do it (because you know how those things like to multiply) they would be embarrassed to tell their parents. But then again, since rabbits multiply SO MUCH and at such a great rate, maybe it's something her parents would be proud of. It might be the highest goal a bunny can reach.

Nothing says 'authority' like a good ol' fashioned mustache. There are all kinds of mustaches. There's the fu manchu mustache, the walrus mustache, the toothbrush or "Chaplin" mustache, and my personal favorite, the handlebar mustache. So if you want to grow big and strong and have people listen to you, I recommend drinking your sawdust smoothies so you can grow up to have a big ol' mustache just like our forefathers.

The greatest compliment someone can give you is a gold star. I always wanted to carry around gold star stickers to award people in real life instances. Like if I observed someone helping an old lady across the street, gold star. If someone let me take a sip of their smoothie, gold star. If NASA let me pilot one of their space ships to the moon, the too would receive a gold star. I never could find anywhere that sold gold stars, it was weird. Everywhere I looked either did not have them or were sold out. Maybe the aliens were afraid of me coming up to space and showing them what's up. They will definitely not be getting gold stars.

Do you believe in magic (in a young girls heart)? I know I sure do. Doves, hankeys up the sleeve, disappearing cards, you name it! All very snazzy and rad. I can only do one trick, but it's a doozy. I can make my clothes magically disappear when I go to take a shower :o! Exciting, I know!!