Sorry for the delay folks! I sold my laptop last night and moved into my new apartment today and did not have internet until now! Whoops! Shouldn't happen again! Thanks, honey!

I'm in the middle of moving. Comic should be up by lunch! Sorry for the inconvenience!

I totally forgot to mention (because I didn't actually know!) that a guest strip I made for my friend tyson at Pirate and Alien went up today! GO CHECK IT OUT.

I used to be really super good at math. I was not just handy at a calculator, I mean I could chop some logs and square some roots like nobody's business. What I'm trying to say is maths can be funny too. Math is made up of puns.

I am very tired tonight. I just drove home in a storm. In fact there were tornados a-roamin'. Some people call them twisters. But don't you fret! Just like Buffalo Bill, I took my lasso and tied up some of them and road them home. Those things get good gas mileage. It wasn't too bad if you don't mind a little breeze.

The shirts are going to be printed soon, so if you want some free stuff with one make sure you order one soon.

I know I am in the norm, especially for people who make comics on the internet, but I really really despise coffee. I do not like coffee, chocolate covered coffee beans, or coffee flavored ice cream. I also don't drink soda and somehow manage to stay awake without caffeine. Maybe that's why I sleep so much, I'm runnin' on nature. And nature can't even take care of itself these days, which is why we have Greenpeace. Maybe I should start drinking coffee.

And maybe you should go buy a shirt so I can give you free stuff.

Once when I was little I was at the zoo and a bird came and stole my hotdog right from my hand. That bird was a punkass. I kicked him in his little pecker.

If you want to order a shirt I would recommend you do it soon because I am no longer going to be shipping them myself like I thought, and all the orders I get before the new printer/shipper combo takes over gets free stuff like sketches, buttons, and posters. Just thought I'd let you know. Head over to the store to check it out.

The very first shirts for this lovely comic have finally arrived (for pre-order)!



Click here to go to the store and order!

All of the pre-orders will come with free sketches and arts and stuff, and the first 10 get a free poster and a free set of buttons. So please please order some so I don't lose all of my money, hafta drop out of school, and then join the circus. Also if they sell I can do MORE shirt designs that will be cooler!

So, please go pre-order a shirt! I would like to eat food! You will be keeping me alive!

I am finally back home from my adventures in the West. I am super tired and workin on some top secret things for this here website. I'm not gonna tell you though because I never go through with what I say I do, so this way you won't be disappointed. Maybe I will actually do it if I don't tell anyone. That would be somethin!