If I got implants into my body I would definitely get an elephant nose. That way I could not only suck peanuts into my brain, I could also blow water out of it and onto ladies so everywhere I go would be a wet t-shirt contest. Not that I'm into that sort of thing. I just like the fact that I could do it.

Man, I know how to rock so hard. So hard. You do not even know. If I were to rock near you and you were a lady, your underpants would dissintigrate. I wouldn't do that to you, though. I'm taken.

I'm tellin you, if you start doing jokes like That's What She Said which can potentially be used with almost anything (pending sense making) you may not be able to stop. You will literally say it for almost anything. It is dirty and scary and makes you want to shower afterwards.

I highly urge all of you to refrain from doing "she said that" jokes. It starts off as something fun you can do with your friends and then you end up not being able to stop and say it to everything, even when it is obviously something she would never say.

Since everything can only happen one way, it is inevitably going to happen that way and therefore we do not have free will. It appears that we do, but we really don't. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm pretty damn awesome.

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A COMIC MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU???

I stole this idea from John Campbell because we are both trying to go to Mexico, but in order to go I need to get a new laptop and need moneys!

So here's the deal:

I will make you a full page comic about whatever you want! All you have to do is send me an email of a general idea of what the comic wants to be about and within 24 hours (pending on how many inquiries i get per 24 hours) I will send it your way! You can also mention if you want it to star one of my muffin time characters, the spaceman, or something else, like you! Just tell me what you look look or let me guess!

Now here's the lowdown on the prices:

One page drawn digitally (how i usually work) and then mailed to you: $10

One page drawn by hand, scanned and colored on the computer and then have the original sketch mailed to you and the completed version emailed: $15

Also, I will do a buy 2 get one half off deal so if you order 3 pages it's only $25 for a digital, or $35 for the sketched versions!!

Just paypal me at this email: eaglebob@gmail.com : and the rest is good! You can add a note to the order, but I'm not sure if I will get it, so you should probably email the idea requests to that same email as well.

Please order so I can go join Ryan Estrada and John Campbell in mexico at the end of the summer and be able to make lots of cartoons full time for you to enjoy!!

If you hold your breath hard enough anything will happen. You can even turn into a Smurf or Oompa Loompa. Try it, I bet your face will change colors. Even better, find a small child and show them this neat trick and see who can last longer. I bet it is the kid. Or maybe their grandpa.

Everyone likes looking at boobs. Even girls admire each others' (and their own) boobs all the time. I read somewhere that guys are attracted to boobs because they resemble butts. I don't understand this really. Everyone likes looking at butts too, but I really don't see why that is the definitive reason behind the boob ogling. Plus, boobs are way more fun to look at than butts anyway. That's mainly because nipples are hilarious.

This is a start of a little storyline. Storylines can be fun, but I usually tend to get really bored with them and want to stop working on them after a couple strips. This one isn't too bad I think and it came about when kidnemo told me he was making a sky pirate comic. I will tell you more about this later. It is hard to draw monkeys upside down.

There are bugs in my house. Not usually flies, but sometimes spiders and little red bugs that have wings on their backs that look like a tribal shield. It's neat, but i hate bugs so I kill them. I feel bad though, but not really. More icky that I had to touch them with my judo chop.