I am pretty ticklish a lot of the time. I am ticklish to varying degrees depending on the person doing the tickling. I guess you could call them the tickler. Would that make me the ticklee? Ticklie? Ticklizzle? I am not a fan of people tickling me. But I find it absolutely hilarious to do it to other people who are smaller than me and can do nothing about it.
Oh, yeah. Today's the anniversary of me being alive. Time to become responsible.

I may be an expert at high fives, but I am most definitely not very good at staring contests. I can be okay sometimes, but most of the time these days I am pretty tired from being a rock star so my eyes get pretty sensitive.

My number one favorite thing to do is to high five people. Especially famous people. This year at comic con I am going to try to high five as many (internet) famous people as possible. If you happen to be there too I will high five you. I'm really good at it.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like if real life was pixelated. I bet it would tickle. Or maybe itchy. I'd imagine a pixelated rash would be a bitch.

I like girls. I do not like wetting the bed. I did not wet the bed last night. If I were a monkey I might have, though.

I am looking into buying a new phone. Got any suggestions? Give them to me in this thread on the forums.

I am a paranoid man. I am paranoid that everyone who isn't me is probably a robot. I have never actually seen someone opened up with their insides spilling out except in the movies, and we all know they just use old chicken necks and ketchup gravy for that. I know for a fact that chickens are most definitely not robots. No matter what Seth Green says.

Man, if Waterworld actually happened and I had stock in snorkels I would be a rich man. But then if everyone had their snorkeling e-quip(ment) then they might not evolve gills and then Waterworld would be totally not as cool. I was hoping by the end of the movie Kevin Costner would have evolved even further to have a full trout's head. Now THAT would be a movie.

My PC died yesterday and I am outraged. I cannot get any work done now, not even for school. I am screwed. I have nothing else to say. I blame kidnemo.

I have a foolproof plan to make a million dollars. I just need set up a little booth to do caricatures, but I will only specialize in babies. Or adults with very baby-like features. Then I will do one very good caricature of a baby that I will then trace over every time someone wants a picture from me. This will work because all babies look alike. I will charge $25 per caricature.

Today is Friday. Today Scott McCloud is going to be an hour away from me but I most likely will not make it up to see him which is kind of a bummer since I was gonna take him out for ice cream and play Mario Kart with his lil' girlszz. Oh well, maybe I will see him in San Diego. Speaking of San Diego, is anyone else planning on going to Comic-Con this year? If you are, keep an eye out for me. I will be the one giving everyone high fives.

All guys have one thing in common. They all act like weirdo creeps when a pretty girl is around. Even if they try to hide it, some creepiness still comes through.

Okay the technical difficulties are over, so if you missed Friday's comic just hit the back button to go read it. Sorry about that. Looks like all of Viper was affected but everything should be a-okay now.

Hey guys, the comic will be late today. I'm having some database and server issues trying to upload the comic, but you can find it over at my other site by clicking here. Sorry about this, it's kind of a bummer.

When a girl calls you cute, always keep your wits about you. And when they tell you something creeps them out try your hardest not to do it. I know you are most likely a creepy fellow since you are looking at small furry animals on the internet surrounded by bright colors, but please for your own sake leave your creep at home.

Hey look! A new character! Saying stuff to ladies is hard. It's better if you just don't say anything at all. Just make sure you put on your sexy face, not your creepy raper face. Do not copy cartoon monkeys for lady advice.