No one acts like themself around other people. It's silly. They are all fools. They probably also went to school at some point. Because school is for fools you might say?

Ho ho! He totally got Randall on that one! He didn't see that coming at all. Will Randall get Leo back? Will Leo give Randall some new advice? Will Leo's advice work for once? Find out next week on an all new All My Wives' Muffin Children.

This is continued from Friday's comic. I don't have much to say today other than I really do not like it when the guys are wearin' the makeup. Especially eyemakeup. That's one of the most girly things you could do. I come from the traditional school of manliness that means big beards, big muscles, and eating lots of red meat.

Some people say I am the greatest smoocher in the world. I pass this information on to people sometimes and they try to make me prove my super powers. They immediately wished they hadn't because after that event no smooch they will ever have will seem any good.

Our lovely little muffin friend named Kid No Doze made a comic about smooching today also. Go look at his too.

The one thing every guy asks, well every guy besides Indiana Jones, is how they get girls to like them. I don't think it's possible at all for guys do know how gals think because gals work different and just plain have different plumbing issues, if you get what I'm jivin'. I am pretty good at telling when ladies are upset even when they try to hide it, but besides that I'm pretty much helpless. Good thing I am oblivious and don't notice anything else either, so it's not that big of a deal for me!

Why not go post some stuff on the forums or buy somethin in the store? Or even take a peek at my little art blog?

I keep thinking I can cook. I usually eat out or just eat cereal or something, but sometimes I go a little crazy and try to actually cook something fancy. This is not a good idea. I usually put a dab of this with a smidge of that to start out with, and then roll it with a couple cups of flower and the eggs, butter, milk, random dairy product #4, and then add a panoodle of spice in. I set the oven for about 400-425 and then plop that badboy in for approx. 12-14 minute or until a golden brown. I take a stab with my fork and slowly bring my shaking hand towards the big whole in my face and bite down. If I am lucky enough to remember to let it cool first, I can then get to the next step of practicing my long-distance spitting techniques of my concoction out the window.

I call this meal "frozen pizza."

It is no secret that of the many animals in this world, the Unicorn is in my top 3. It is probably first on my list, but I'm really not ready to make any sort of commitment about these things. If I had to marry an animal, I think a unicorn would be the best way to go. Not only are they fantastic cookers and cleaners, but they get great gas mileage. And if you ever get hungry, you can just borrow that horn of their's for a backup cone to put your ice cream in.

I think this comic is pretty self-explanatory. Everyone knows anime eyes are horrible and corrupt, but they have their uses. Right?

Today's comic is basically what Muffin Time is all about. If anyone ever asks you "What's that there that you are reading at this time?" point them to this strip. I think this is a pretty good description of the goal and overall message I am trying to tell by updating this website three times a week.

I am so happy that I am not a girl. Girls have it so much worse I think. They spend hours doing mundane things like washing their hair and going to the bathroom. It's great that anything I ever need to do takes mere seconds. And I can pretty much do it anywhere I want.

Lots of people dont use Q-tips and you may glance over at their ears and see lots of orange waxiness. This to me is one of the grossest things someone could possibly do. It only takes like two seconds to use a q-tip and you can even hear better afterwards! Sometimes when I stick the q-tip in pretty far, it starts to tickle in the back of my throat and I almost sneeze.

Cute things that are also sad or at least annoyed/disappointed is something I am definitely down with. And when that something happens to be Kermit the Frog it is like twice as good. Just sayin.

Also, I've been posting some things I like to call "neat" and "kinda swell" over in my art journalz. So definitely check that out.

I hope everyone had a nice April First. I made little gift baskets by filling condoms with Curious George Fruit Snacks and giving them to everyone I knew named George. It was a good time for everyone. Better than Christmas, perhaps.