Everyone has dreampt about being a movie character before, especially a character from Star Wars. It worries me that some people I meet these days, mostly girls, don't know who Chewbacca is. These girls should not be allowed to breath. I was going to say they shouldn't live, but that's a little too mean. So we can just take their lungs and/or oxygen supply and that should do it.

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read.

I used to get mono a lot. No, wait that was strep throat. I never had mono. This one girl i knew thought she had mono once though! She was all like "I can't smooch with you EVEN THOUGH I REALLY NEED TO IN ORDER TO SUPPRESS MY FEMININE URGES" but luckily for her I said "Baby, I could kick that mono so hard in the crotch it would spontaneously combust." And that's just what I did.

I don't really have a blog and doubt I ever will. Unless you count this area of the site or my art blog, but this does happen a lot of times when I'm making comics and stuff. It is quite annoying and I think anyone who puts their music on shuffle while doing stuff on the computer has had this happen at least once. Not necessarily a horrible song, but one you just really would rather not listen to. My buddy David Tekiela agreed with me and decided he would make a comic about these same events! Make sure you head on over to comet7 sometime today to check it out!

I do not understand girls most of the time. I don't understand a lot of things, but especially girls. Why they need a billion plus two pairs of shoes per blouse they wear is beyond me. I think i have 3 pairs of shoes I ever wear, but each is for a very specific reason. I have my running shoes, my work shoes, and my regular shoes. I have some other shoes, but those are really just old pairs that are worn out or don't fit so they don't really count. I guess what I am trying to say is that everyone should be naked right now.

Also, over on my other site you can find a link to my store where you can purchase little buttons and posters and stuff. I will even send you little sketches with your orders! Don't forget to post something in the forums for me to read!

This is kind of gross, but without a little gross in the world there would be no smelly fingers. The inspiration for the last expression of Randall's is from an episode of the Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon I believe. That show has some awesome drawings, but is oftentimes a bit too intense for some people. It still makes me laugh.

Muffin Time by Bryan Chojnowski, be sure to stop by the newly opened forum to drop some words.