Man sometimes you get so so very hungry that it feels like your stomach is eating away at itself. What if it was and eventually it just swallowed your entire body whole? Man, that would be something. Eventually it would turn you inside out and you would just be a little fleshy sack. But that wouldn't stop it for long. You would get hungry again eventually and your stomach would end up eating itself! This would cause a rip in the space-time continuum and your body would be hurled through cyberspace at a rate of 1.21jiggawatts/sec.

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