I know I am in the norm, especially for people who make comics on the internet, but I really really despise coffee. I do not like coffee, chocolate covered coffee beans, or coffee flavored ice cream. I also don't drink soda and somehow manage to stay awake without caffeine. Maybe that's why I sleep so much, I'm runnin' on nature. And nature can't even take care of itself these days, which is why we have Greenpeace. Maybe I should start drinking coffee.

And maybe you should go buy a shirt so I can give you free stuff.