Once when I was little I was at the zoo and a bird came and stole my hotdog right from my hand. That bird was a punkass. I kicked him in his little pecker.

If you want to order a shirt I would recommend you do it soon because I am no longer going to be shipping them myself like I thought, and all the orders I get before the new printer/shipper combo takes over gets free stuff like sketches, buttons, and posters. Just thought I'd let you know. Head over to the store to check it out.