I used to get mono a lot. No, wait that was strep throat. I never had mono. This one girl i knew thought she had mono once though! She was all like "I can't smooch with you EVEN THOUGH I REALLY NEED TO IN ORDER TO SUPPRESS MY FEMININE URGES" but luckily for her I said "Baby, I could kick that mono so hard in the crotch it would spontaneously combust." And that's just what I did.